Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Ahh, the offseason...

Well, that awful time of the year is upon us. No more games to watch, no more polls to debate over, no controversy, no story lines. We've got National Signing Day coming up in a couple weeks, and then spring practice will begin a few weeks after that. The most interesting part of the offseason is, of course, watching to see which players from which schools will end up driving drunk, committing armed robbery, getting into fights, beating their girlfriend, and buying/selling drugs. Who could forget Alabama's Jimmy John cocaine drug ring? Or Florida's Ronnie Wilson firing an AK-47 into the air after being chased by some unknown assailant?

If you feel that your life is not complete unless you have some kind of poll to analyze each week, you can always keep an eye on EDSBS' Fulmer Cup to see which school's band of thugs comes out on top for most crimes committed.

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